So apparently you can get arrested for having sex on a commercial airplane. That part’s not news, nor does it surprise me. But what does surprise me was that it was oral sex – IN COACH.
Now the couple in question allegedly repeatedly engaged in oral sex on an Allegiant flight from Medford to Las Vegas. If you know anything about Allegiant’s non-Hawaii flights, you’ll know these are on MD80 aircraft, and the seats are packed in there tighter than a LCC CEO’s pocketbook (the damn thing seats 150, and a similar one from American only seats 140). But a blowjob? In coach? There’s barely enough room in coach for a handy, much less a blowjob.
What was my point? Oh I give up anymore…