Tag: porno grope

Why I Love the State of Alaska
By: Date: February 22, 2012 Categories: Airports,F'd Up Issue of the Week Tags: , , , , , ,

Last year there was an Alaska State lawmaker that got “randomly selected” to be porno-groped while going through security.  And when I say porno-grope, I mean it.  I’ve gotten farther with TSA agents than with some dates I’ve had. But I digress. Representative Sharon Cissna of Anchorage has sponsored at least 4 bills with the…

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Developing: Sen. Rand Paul Detained at BNA
By: Date: January 23, 2012 Categories: Air Travel,F'd Up Issue of the Week Tags: , , , ,

Okay, so there’s a developing story out of Nashville that Senator Rand Paul has been detained because he refused to go through the full porno-patdown.  From my research, it appears that Nashville has the full body scanners, though I don’t know if they are the backscatter radiation kind or the milliwave radiowave kind (though both…

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Turnabout is fair play!
By: Date: July 18, 2011 Categories: Airports,F'd Up Issue of the Week Tags: , ,

In other words, good for you Yukari Mihamae! If you haven’t heard of Yukari yet, she turned the tables on the porno grope that the TSA does (and having been through one myself, it would be classified as sexual assault, if it weren’t for the guise of “safety” — and I use that term loosely, based…

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