Because I loved them so much, I decided to archive all of the #RealSlogan tweets here on my blog. Join in if you got ‘em!
#RealSlogan: Delta – You’ll pay our exhorbitant fares, get crappy service, and hate travel. We’re the biggest, so just deal with it!
#RealSlogan: Us Airways – We’re America West. I mean US Air. I mean American. SOMEONE PLEASE LOVE ME!
#RealSlogan: Alaska Airlines – You’ll love us! As long as you are in Seattle. Or maybe Portland.
#RealSlogan: Southwest Airlines – STOP MOOING! It’s not really cattle car class. And you’re not paying a baggage fee, so there!
#RealSlogan: Allegiant Air – Would you like some water? $2. Pretzel? $3. Life vest? We only take Visa and Mastercard.
#RealSlogan: Great Lakes Air – Yeah, our timetable’s more like a guideline, give or take a few hours.
#RealSlogan: Northwest Airlines – Yeah, we’re really starting to regret that whole Delta thing now, too.
#RealSlogan: AirTran Airways – Crap, Southwest is on their way over. Quick – somebody go hide the Boeing 717s!
#RealSlogan: Chautauqua Airlines – Hey, we can be your private dancer, too. Just, you know, not that far away from home.
#RealSlogan: British Airways – Gosh darnit, Eugenia – It’s teatime somewhere! God save the Queen and all.
#RealSlogan: Sun Country Air – Yeah. We go places, too. You could come with, if you wanna. Can you chip in for some gas?
#RealSlogan: Virgin America – Yet another airline from Richard Branson. It must have bugged him being a billionaire.
#RealSlogan: Air Canada – Our flight attendants play pickup ice hockey games on layovers. Oh, and we’ve got a sweet dental plan, eh!
#RealSlogan: Ethiad Airlines – We’re all over the globe! Just you can’t get there from here without a 24hr layover in the desert.
#RealSlogan: Japan Airlines – Now with 200% more glow in the dark flight crews! Thank you, Fukushima Daiichi!
#RealSlogan: Ryanair – The Southwest of Europe? Shut up and give me all the money in your wallet.
#RealSlogan: Aer Lingus – Yeah, we think it sounds dirty, too. #RealSlogan: Qantas – No, sir. There aren’t any koalas or kangaroos onboard. Have another Fosters.
And now a special one from Twitter follower @user47
Thanks for putting up with me, and thanks for taking part, folks!